Kiev Pechersk court sanctioned "compulsory escort of Person 1 from the Ministry of Defense of the Russian Federation"

The Pechersk court of the Ukrainian capital issued a warrant for the arrest of Russian Defense Minister Sergei Shoigu. It is noteworthy that in court decree Pechersk court is not called the name of the Russian minister. Instead, it is said that the issue of issuing a warrant for the arrest of a certain 1 Person, born in the city of Chadan of the Tuva ASSR, was considered.

The decree of the Ukrainian court states that "Special 1" serves "under the contract in the Armed Forces of the Russian Federation, namely in the Ministry of Defense of the Russian Federation, has the rank of army general and holds the post of Minister of Defense." Not a warrant, but a whole charade.

“Special_1” Ukrainian “partners” are accused of committing crimes against the foundations of national security.

From the material:

At the court hearing the side of the criminal proceedings - the investigator Tkachenko A.M. petition supported on the grounds stated in it.
According to Part 2 Art. 139 Code of Criminal Procedure of Ukraine, if a suspect who was summoned in accordance with the procedure established by the Code (in particular, clear evidence that he received a summons or to get acquainted with its contents by other means) did not appear without good reason or did not report the reasons for his non-arrival, drive to be applied.

According to Part 1 Art. 140 Code of Criminal Procedure of Ukraine, the drive consists in forcibly escorting the person to whom it is applied, by the person who makes the decision to drive to the place of her call at the time specified in the resolution.

The decree loses legal force 26 February 2017 or until the specified date from the moment of the suspect or withdrawal of the decision by the prosecutor.
The ruling is not appealable.

Investigating judge C.AND. Smyk

Sergei Kuzhugetovich himself did not come. And, apparently, now the Minister of Defense of the Russian Federation, in the judgment of Judge Smyk, should expect those who carry out his “compulsory escort”.

Comments

[major071]

Sketched in haste:

You see planes in the sky
And the landing on the beach?
And there in a helicopter
Shoigu flies by himself
Banderlog ran away
Lutsenko enuresis
Media stamps obituaries
Piglet pulled away
Maybe the Russians attacked?
Have you switched on the offensive?
And flew over Kiev
On Khreshchatyk passed
No, not at all offensive
Shoigu has another question
Under arrest, for imprisonment
Goes to Kiev for interrogation

[Volodin Dmitry]

Yeah, talent is not fat, you will not gobble up! Thanks, once again smiled to laughter !!!

[jjj]

The point is to try to arrest in some country through Interpol and extradite to an independent

[Arh]

Horseradish to you standing, but not Sharapova !!!)))

[Iline]

Please note: I didn’t suggest it.
Shoigu himself can come with his guys on call. Only then do not stutter - they themselves asked.

[1nik-ol]

No, the point is that before February 26, they would restore order in this country.

[KazaK Bo]

.... now the Minister of Defense of the Russian Federation, in the understanding of Judge Smyk, should expect those who will carry out his "compulsory escort."

1nik-ol
... the point is that before February 26, they would restore order in this country.

Doubts are tormenting ... is it possible that our Ministry of Defense is waiting for the end of strategic exercises in the south of the Russian Federation, in order to SELECT MYSELF DIFFERENT IN OUR ACTIONS ... THOSE WHO WILL BE ACCOMPANISING IT IN KIEV ??? ... To fulfill the court order .. ... it is necessary to tell the court this reason for the delay ... they say wait a bit ... we will arrive soon ... accompanied! ....

[weksha50]

jjj
"The point is to try to arrest in some country through Interpol and extradite to the Independent"...

Our people do not go to the bakery without tanks and Tu-160 ...

[Suhow]

Duc in response, you can in the same way attract "prominent patriots" Turchinov, Avakov, Yatsenyukh and others. In general, this clowning in the country where I live (Ukraine) has already tired me, and the worst thing is that there will be no changes for the better. Etozh the Minister of Defense of the Russian Federation himself was attracted .... Apparently, soon and to get to Putin, I wonder, and who will be sent a summons to deliver ???

[mr.redpartizan]

I would like to take a look at such a show. How long would this country exist then? Then even Medvedev could not stand it and hit it.

[alexej123]

Even in another country - the visits of such a person are agreed in advance. And one small "but" - diplomatic immunity.

[2s1122]

And who will be sought in the interpo with this wording .....?

[Lukich]

Shoigu has another question
Under arrest, for imprisonment
Goes to Kiev for interrogation

[your1970]

Repeat myself
from comments on "Echo of Moscow"

“Shoigu looked around sternly at the bewildered generals.
“I urgently gathered you, comrades, in order to inform you of the most unpleasant news,” he said. - Ukraine put us on the wanted list. Take with you to the camera only the most necessary and expensive. Well, do not forget the toothbrushes.
In the morning, Sergey Kuzhugetovich looked out the window and realized that the generals took the most expensive for themselves - 2 combined arms armies, 8 air force regiments, 3 armored divisions, 4 airborne divisions and 2 marine regiments. And of course they did not forget the toothbrushes in the form of 5 GRU special forces brigades.
Aside, the commander of the Strategic Missile Forces cried inconsolably, lamenting about their stationary positions of intercontinental missiles ....
Two days later, all the criminals were already in Kiev.
- Report that Shoigu arrived with the rest of the defendants generals to confess! - ordered Shoigu.

[your1970]

Extension
All day helicopters circled over Kiev, armored vehicles drove through the streets, calling out to the loudspeakers: “Pan Lutsenko, pan Poroshenko! Give up! We ask the representatives of Ukraine to accept our confession! ”But it was all in vain - hundreds of posters“ Glory to the Russian Army — the army of permissors! ”Rustled in the wind, and thousands of hungry people lined up for field kitchens. Shoigu, sitting in the team armored personnel carrier, was watching with interest the show of Savik Shuster, where Savik, with a St. George ribbon on his chest, conducted a survey on the topic: “Bandera, who are they? Creatures or just cattle? ”When the adjutant distracted him:
“We found the SBU cellars, Comrade Army General!” Alas, nobody there. Only dozens of hangers, including the prosecutor, open safes, piles of excrement and scattered documents on the floor.
Shoigu frowned.
“But surrender to someone?” I am a civilized person and if I was summoned to court, I want to testify! Adjutant spread his hands:
- Special Forces reported that the President of Ukraine in Berlin.
- We're going to Berlin! - ordered Shoigu.
Berlin met with perfectly white flags who appeared to confess from all the windows.
- They have what? - Kuzhugetovich was surprised, having looked out from head "Armata". - Ariel Laundry Detergent Day?
“Genetic memory,” the adjutant explained. - Civilized people - old traditions are revered strictly.
“I'm tired, something,” Shoigu sighed. “Let's surrender to at least someone.”
An hour later, Vice Chancellor Steinmeier came out to him, who said that Frau Chancellor put an ampoule of calcium cyanide in Poroshenko’s mouth and then poisoned herself, ordering, finally, to let Spree enter the Berlin metro. And that a new and free Germany is glad to see the Russian liberators. Shoigu frowned, said "Well, here again ...", and ordered everyone to return home .....

And only the Yarsa tractor could not get out of The Hague, getting stuck in a cabin in the tribunal hall, and stern - in a bakery on the other side of the city .....

[The brightest]

5 brigades of special forces of the GRU.

took everything!

[Korney84]

Rides with his lawyers!)

[family tree]

Dragging Major, in! At the expense of mobility in RAM, as I understand it, no less than a sapper company was given Health !

[major071]

Hello, namesake! Mobility is our everything!

[family tree]

DO NOT borrow Thanks to the flyers for bringing Actually An-12

[family tree]

An-2, An 26, and the legend of IL-76

[dmi.pris1]

Wonderful for you to learn .. Only now there will not be this .. unfortunately.

[Monos]

All myzdobuli were exhausted. And so, and so, and Muscovites do not go.

[family tree]

Well, about the same, I’ll open both the bipods, and the cartridge in the chamber, and the underside of the stake costs from sweat and salt, rubs it, I won’t tell you where, but the panama was wasted in vain, though it flows from under it, but it really affects the overheating. In the end, everything is decided by the INFANTRY, and do not care how it is called, specialists of the GRU GSh, Airborne Forces, or just motorized rifle.
This is what they are dreaming about, so that the Russian infantry is painted in Kukuev, well, or they themselves will draw it, for money, to knock down, and then portray, like a government in exile, like logs in WWII, in the city of Don.

[hirurg]

Well, let them wipe their orders and warrants, but cleaner.
Better let them get washed.
Soon it will come in handy when they .... will be torn.
It seems that men seem to behave like sorry .. here
They no longer know how and where to lick, and what to substitute.
Yes, not st..it is already at you with the Boss. You do not need him.))))

[vovanpain]

Thanks, neighing. The only question is, if Kuzhugetovich with his 800000 witnesses arrives in armored vehicles, sdeysky pants will be removed or not. Well, without jokes, this is a shiz and it is not treated. Https: //topwar.ru/uploads/posts/2016-09/1
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[dumpy15]

"Dumb on a sviti nothing great, nizh that idiotska Galicia!" J. Hasek

[GYGOLA]

... the arrest of a certain Osoba_1, born in the city of Chadan, Tuva Autonomous Soviet Socialist Republic.

And then by ... We have Person_1 - in Leningrad (St. Petersburg) was born. Apparently we are talking about Person_2

[Danil Laryon]

what are funny

[corporal]

And after all, someday, historians will disassemble the ancient folios in the cellars of the archives, and quietly fuck from their ancestors.

[Danil Laryon]

try to take ragul

[UVB]

"Crooked Mirror" with "Full House" are resting!

[Orionvit]

In Kiev they say they opened a cage with Petrosyans.

[kapitan92]

Probably such nonsense, and to them I include: the arrest warrant for Shoigu, the initiation of criminal cases against French parliamentarians for visiting the Crimea, the outskirts of the judicial system wants to show "coolness" first of all in front of its citizens.

[Evil543]

Odessa import is resting, nervously smoking on the sidelines. Today Kiev court rules. Stoned dill dill.

[maxim1987]

Damn, guys, you can’t I’m only from the bath, and the floors on which I ride with laughter are not washed

[family tree]

I’m only from the bath, and the floors on which I ride with laughter are not washed

Petty Officer is not on you, though captain.
After the bathhouse, you should go into the clean house, otherwise it makes sense to go to the bathhouse?
PCBs on Saturday, the holy of holies, the exception is an accident, or death, then it is postponed to Sunday, both literally and figuratively, in the sense that if the accident means that if you didn’t have time on Saturday, do the same on Sunday if you died on Saturday , and on Sunday he was resurrected, meaning PCB. And make the deck shine! And I won’t even convince.

[Ural steers]

duck should be given such an opportunity and all problems themselves will disappear

[Observer2014]

Kiev Pechersk court sanctioned "compulsory escort of Person 1 from the Ministry of Defense of the Russian Federation"

It's a pity there is no emoticon to ride with laughter.
Kozhugetovich! It is a matter of honor to arrive there for explanations in a team with "lawyers" and other "accompanying persons". Enter Kiev from several directions at once and let the VKS forward so that no one escapes!

[Baloo]

The decree of the Ukrainian court states that "Special 1" serves "under the contract in the Armed Forces of the Russian Federation, namely in the Ministry of Defense of the Russian Federation, has the rank of army general and holds the post of Minister of Defense." Not a warrant, but a whole charade.

What did they drink, what did they eat?
Of course, it’s not even funny anymore. Kiev organized crime group in full force with the government. the so-called president, prosecutors and judges, the Ministry of Internal Affairs and the Security Service of Ukraine, the general staff, it is time to immediately isolate. They will soon begin to engage in self-harm, their actions threaten their own health and even life.

[family tree]

Kiev organized crime group in full force with the government. the so-called president, prosecutors and judges, the Ministry of Internal Affairs and the Security Service of Ukraine, the general staff, it is time to immediately isolate.

It is necessary, only with the hands of Ukrainians, if they mature. And the Armed Forces of the Russian Federation there, God forbid, they will start yelling again that they have occupied. Not yourself, figs to you, and not our boys, grind, the flour will be

[Amurskiy]

they didn’t drink or eat, they ate too much Ukrainian drug, it got through their brains.

[Alf]

They will soon start doing self-mutilation,

Let them harm your members, what are we?

[sinys]

We here with the guys in the garage for "tea" decided to arrest Obama for all his intrigues. Tomorrow we will decide who to send for him.

[weksha50]

"sinys Today, 17:48
We here with the guys in the garage for "tea" decided to arrest Obama for all his intrigues. Tomorrow we will decide who to send for him "...

So who ... Sergey Kuzhugetovich ... Just don’t get it drunk before it, otherwise it will start to wave with a saber, so not only from Fashington, but from the whole of North and South America not a damn thing will remain ...

[Vovanya]

It seems that Kuzhugetovich will come to them soon - he has already deployed three districts.

[family tree]

Under arrestto conclude
Goes to Kiev for interrogation.

Hello dragging a major
And how it sounds on mov
Pidarest!

[Shield]

Here are the dodges !!!!! The world is not scared !!!!! .... If only these critozoids themselves would not be interrogated !!!! And then, looking, the landing will land ... then the tanks will come ... to KIEV ... they’ll scrape and say that the RF Ministry of Defense will give up nerves ... so thoughts are rumored ...

[Altona]

The Kiev Pechersk court apparently has a power comparable to the Russian army and has a nuclear arsenal in the back room. These loans with 20 drunken Dobrobat members cannot cope when they come to rescue their "brother" from the dock.

[RomanRVV]

Yes, it's just that law enforcement officers are stupidly working out the necessary procedural actions. If something - to the management cheerfully report - "All necessary measures have been taken." This is for protection from their own local hands Such idiocy is not suitable as a PR.

[old pioneer]

.. ". To know she is strong,
Kohl barks at the elephant. "I believe that the next decision of the same court, I will comment on a quote not a classic.
Type:
... Well, you Fryer,
Passed back? ...

[sabakina]

The ruling of the Ukrainian court says that "Person_1" serves "by contract in the Armed Forces of the Russian Federation, namely the Ministry of Defense of the Russian Federation, has the rank of army general

Only now I realized why we were demoted to VO! And I asked, leave me the shoulder straps of Art. ensign!

[soaring]

Comedians are all there, however !!! KVN is resting!

[Baloo]

soaring Comedians are all there, however !!! KVN is resting!
Dear Andrey, you are wrong. I ask you not to defame KVN.
The Kiev junta is more likely a comedy club or house-3, but not KVN.

[BOB044]

It can be seen they are there in Kiev, not only smoke the mixture, but also drink some kind of hr-e-n-new.

[AID.S]

Bandera fled over the caches,
Not having time - they drink vitriol,
On Khreshchatyk sparks from caterpillars!
Rides, rides Shoigu for interrogation!

[erased]

Complete crap, of course. But here's the question - if it were not the Minister of Defense, but ... let's say, Vasya Pupkin, who traveled to Donbass with a cargo of humanitarian aid and Kiev would want to arrest him demonstratively. Would the Russian authorities give him over? And how many people from Donbass have already been extradited to Ukraine? Remember, there were stories even on TV. And the Russian bureaucrats for a small share may well help their colleagues with a ridden nenki, and the lured customs officers will avert their eyes to the left wheelbarrow, where the "prisoner" is being transported.
In Russia, now everything can be bought, even loyalty to the people. Moreover, sellers are completely thieves in positions and officials.
So what about the minister ... maybe the point is the issue price? Although, who will surrender him without the risk of losing his head ?! That's why he is the minister. And not Vasya Pupkin.

[Disorder]

Why not the Supreme Commander?

[old pioneer]

OOOO! Finally deleted his profile picture! All the way to VO I thought that my admins had awarded her. So turn to the children with a request, help register, I want to make a couple of comments.

[unsinkable]

Help me! I'm dying! From laughter. To paraphrase the old thieves song, we can say: * Gop with Smyk will be me, and carry my snowstorm-profession *.

[family tree]

Scare or something E = mc2, fit? Exams yesterday

[m262]

And, the surname is not called apparently for two reasons:
a) Do not speak loudly, otherwise you will call out;
b) Do not remember the Lord in vain ...

[Vasiliev Yu]

Just Harry Potter re-read flawed. Many talk about him with them: "You-Know-Who" or "That-Who-Can't-Call." They are afraid of disease, to diarrhea.

[Dmitry Potapov]

What a haroshi lick American ass! Kozhugetich, did you even send them a parcel !? Like "I confess, I confess, here's an Iskander",

[Smog]

And which SPECIAL of the puppy of the darling will decide to secure the drive of the Person-1 before the trial ??????
If only the immortal of the MacLeod clan.

[old pioneer]

Nadia will be sent on a mission. She was able to return alive from "Mordor"

[Suhow]

Nadia is also not in the shani (shana - honor, respect) soon probably will be written down by zradnysky ...

[Red_Hamer]

This judge Smyka, probably already furious, from his own significance.

[old pioneer]

Yes, it's been goggling for a long time! The song was heard _ "... Gop with Smyk, it will be me ..."

[colonel manuch]

He will come to Kiev, he will definitely come - when they are demonstratively hanging members of the junta and other "lighted" in the Donbassebanderlog!

[PValery53]

He will not surrender to them alive. It is understood that if they are alive, then he will not surrender to them.

[VladimS]

Kakly they are ... funny!
With its amusing courts and claims to ministers and deputies of other states.

[UVB]

Quote: jjj

The point is to try to arrest in some country through Interpol and extradite to an independent

Can you name at least one country, including Zadornov’s favorite, who would take a chance?

[v.yegorov]

I won’t eat, I’m even biting! Poor Shoigu! How would he not die of laughter!

[Aandrewsir]

The theater of the absurd is working. The clowns screech loudly. Such is the way it was sung in one thug song, the gop with S.I. Smyk. (investigating judge). The farther into the forest, the fatter the crocodiles (for those who have smoked). And the current ukrovlast and smoke grass is not necessary. There are sectarians with "brainwashed", stupid people (people with mental retardation), eager to please Uncle Sam in any way (suddenly they will praise or even give money) and people who fiercely hate you and me (Russians) (we are fattening because). Such is the modern ukrophilosophy ... It remains only to arrest Peter the Great and personally present the highest award of Ukraine with a cash prize to the "garbage boy" Adolf Schicklgruber! What? Did they die long ago ?! It doesn't matter! The main thing is to declare loudly! And it is not necessary to perform.

[Banishing liberoids]

So the whole staff of the Pechersk court will go. Pechora will engage in logging.

[1536]

Gop with Smyk? Just like in an old ballad about thieves. What kind of raspberries did this form in the center of Europe?

[Gormenghast]

And the Pechersk court ordered:

1. Shoigu to appear at the International Tribunal in The Hague with a confession.
2. UN declare war on Russia.
3. The IMF to give Ukraine a loan of $ 100 billion.

And, in general, gas flows from Western Siberia into the bowels of Ukraine.

[Vasily Krylov]

So unexpectedly, that apart from the Lavrov immortal, nothing comes to mind.

[gamer]

I copied it from another resource, but I liked it !!! Shoigu looked around the bewildered generals with a stern look.
“I urgently gathered you, comrades, in order to inform you of the most unpleasant news,” he said. - Ukraine put us on the wanted list. Take courage.
Some of the generals cried out, someone turned pale, and someone began to send a farewell SMS to their relatives.
“They won’t get me alive,” said the commander of the airborne forces, unfastening his holster.
“This is not an option, Colonel General!” - stopped him Kuzhugetovich. - I propose another option - surrender.
Relief flashed across the faces of the generals.
“It’s good for you,” said the commander of the VKS bitterly. - You’ll just be thrown into the basement of the SBU, and in my hands is the blood of thousands of innocent Islamists. They come to me even at night, shake their heads and sadly ask: “Hey, why did you do so ugly, dear?” The Hague Tribunal, the fairest tribunal in the world, really shines for me.
“Nothing, we will hire you the best lawyers, Feigin or Novikov,” Shoigu comforted him and ordered all the doomed. - Take only the most necessary and expensive with you to the camera. Well, do not forget the toothbrushes.

In the morning, Sergey Kuzhugetovich looked out the window and realized that the generals took the most expensive for themselves - two combined arms armies, eight air force regiments, three armored divisions, four airborne divisions and two marine corps. And of course, they did not forget the toothbrushes in the form of five GRU special forces brigades.
The commander of the Strategic Missile Forces cried inconsolably to one side, lamenting about their stationary positions of intercontinental missiles:
- Missiles are completely new ... With multiple warheads, relatives ... How are they now without me?
Shoigu thoughtfully looked at the column of tractors with the Yars that was leaving the horizon.
- Yes! All that scraped! So what? - Intercepted the Strategic Missile Forces commander. “They will warm my soul when I go to the basement of the SBU with you!”

Two days later, all the criminals were already in Kiev.
- Report that Shoigu arrived with the rest of the defendants generals to confess! - ordered Shoigu.
All day helicopters circled over Kiev, armored vehicles drove through the streets, calling out to the loudspeakers: “Pan Lutsenko, pan Poroshenko! We give in! We ask representatives of Ukraine to accept our confession! ”
But everything was in vain - hundreds of posters “Glory to the Russian Army - the army of permissers!” Rustled in the wind, and thousands of hungry people of Kiev lined up for field kitchens.
Shoigu, sitting in the Kurganets-25 team armored personnel carrier, was just watching with interest the Savik Shuster show, where Savik, with a St. George ribbon on his chest, conducted a survey on the topic: “Bandera, who are they? Creatures or just cattle? ”When the adjutant distracted him:
“We found the SBU cellars, Comrade Army General!” Alas, nobody there. Only dozens of hangers, including the prosecutor, open safes, piles of excrement and scattered documents on the floor.
Shoigu frowned.
“But surrender to someone?” I am a civilized person and if I was summoned to court, I want to testify!
The adjutant spread his arms:
- Special Forces reported that the President of Ukraine in Berlin.
- We're going to Berlin! - ordered Shoigu.

Berlin met with perfectly white flags who appeared to confess from all the windows.
- They have what? - Kuzhugetovich was surprised, having looked out from head "Armata". - Ariel Laundry Detergent Day?
“Genetic memory,” the adjutant explained. - Civilized people - old traditions are revered strictly.
“I'm tired, something,” Shoigu sighed. “Let's surrender to at least someone.”

An hour later, Vice Chancellor Steinmeier came out to him, who said that Frau Chancellor put an ampoule of calcium cyanide in Poroshenko’s mouth and then poisoned herself, ordering, finally, to let Spree enter the Berlin metro. And that a new and free Germany is glad to see the Russian liberators.
Shoigu frowned, said "Well, here again ...", and ordered everyone to return home.
And only the Yarsa tractor could not get out of The Hague in any way, having got stuck with a cabin in the tribunal hall, and stern - in the bakery on the other side of the town.

[Machete]

What kind of dialogue can we talk about?
They are inadequate.

[novobranets]

I read it, took it for granted, did not even smile. The joke told for the hundredth time, this is no longer funny. They would invent a brand new thread there, or something. And you can’t laugh at them, this is a sin. In Russia, they always felt sorry for holy fools.

[Vasiliev Yu]

Yurodivyh- yes, sorry. But evil dwarfs, never. No need to insult the holy fools by comparison with them.

[antivirus]

In the immortal "12 chairs", in the dormitory of chemists: "how much you can, let me sleep"
In addition to yawning, news from Ukraine does not ....
Halls and judges of theirs --- - Go oversleep. Your eyes are red from the hard work of hopping from one move to another

[Vladimir 38]

Soon, soon, Shoigu will come for the clowns and they will go to explore the northern part of Siberia)

[KRIG55]

At first glance, it is ridiculous and even resembles the latest news from Durka. But if you think about it, the lack of an adequate response to such rudeness only inflames their ardor in the fight against the "aggressor." Show me a person, albeit not quite adequate. who systematically sticks his fingers into a power outlet, and if it is without tension, then you can boast of this feat as much as you like.

[novobranets]

Quote: KRIG55

At first glance it’s funny and even reminds me of the latest news from Durkee.

[Hapfri]

Quote: jjj

The point is to try to arrest in some country through Interpol and extradite to an independent

Persons of this level are inviolable. And who will decide. He has a nuclear case

[Mentor]

They are compelled ... on their own head. In general, lately, hints towards Russia about the seizure of all of Ukraine have been pouring in from all sides. Either the Americans draw plans for eight directions, now the court demands that they be conquered faster ... Soon they will demand to occupy them in plain text, and put signs on the roads: "The Russian army - here!"